Matt Hancock has said that “big lavish international holidays” are out this year. OK. In this context, allow me bring to your attention the seaside town of Morecambe. Few places are less lavish or international. The town is thus tailor-made for 2020. Certainly, if I lived in Britain, which I don’t, that’s where I’d be heading for my staycation – and not merely because it contains a few people whom I like very much.